This was awaiting me via IM when I came back from the shower:
Geoffrey: ok... i sent you a bunch more green patch requests.... NOW SEND SOME BACK>>> I NEED MY CRACK!!!1!1!
I am currently researching support groups (whilst rapidly sending him all the plants the site will allow in a desperate attempt to stave off his withdrawal).
Oh, and just in case you are wondering what too much (lil) Green Patch can do to a person, it makes you spend your Saturdays doing this:
Yes, Softspoken, I blame you for starting this all-too-vicious spiral. Why, oh why? *cries*