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Yes, Virgina, I laughed.
And to balance out the pornographic pleasures, a life-update. I now have three fish tanks totaling just over 80 gallons and well over (they are hard to count) 40 fish. I have given various and sundry persons somewhere in the vicinity of 50 fish.
As if this were not shocking enough, I just noticed that someone in one of the smaller tanks gifted me with 15 to 20 more. Sighs.
Damned Fertile Fish.