*Warning* do not click if you are not a fan (an extremely open minded fan) of yaoi. And, as many a fic warning has read: if you do not know what yaoi is, you are not a fan, so do not click. Capisca?
Because everyone deserves a chuckle (or two [or twelve]) I present (a la Sesame Street):
(Come on, admit it--you're at least mildly amused).
Well, you should be, anywho. ;)