I just wanted to post the happy news. I purchased a new vacuum cleaner! Isn't she a beauty, all shiny with the faux-chrome plastic and her pet hair removal tool? Jealous, eh natch? :) She will be called The Lone Ranger . You see, the problem with twins is that you must have two of everything . There is satisfied and then, there’s just plain smirky. Darling, I’m ready for my close-up now. Whatever.