Jamalyn (jamalyn) wrote,

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Ninety-nine bottles...

You know that you have had too much to drink when:

- You find yourself laughing at a Lifetime made-for-tv movie.

- An, "Oh, hey there George," in response to a paw on your shoulder is met with a hiss and bristled back fur.

- Kikumaru actually attempts to take your bottle away.


It’s not drinking alone. It is just long distance drinking. My equally drunk partner was simultaneously imbibing 300 miles away whilst we chatted in an increasingly brainless manner on the cell phone. A 21st century answer to an age-old problem: how to drink alone without becoming an alcoholic.

...human ingenuity... *smiles, if somewhat sloppily*
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