"Kitten: A small homicidal muffin on legs; affects human sensibilities to the point of endowing the most wanton and ruthless acts of destruction with near-mythical overtones of cuteness. Not recommended for beginners. Get at least two." ~Anonymous
This morning I awoke to not only discover that my toothbrush was buried in the litter box, but also that my tube of toothpaste had been chewed beyond recognition, identification of said now-rubbish only being made by the presence of a slightly minty white paste spread from the upstairs bathroom to the downstairs kitchen.
I have but one question: why?