Jamalyn (jamalyn) wrote,

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Bad Breath and a Headache...

"Kitten: A small homicidal muffin on legs; affects human sensibilities to the point of endowing the most wanton and ruthless acts of destruction with near-mythical overtones of cuteness. Not recommended for beginners. Get at least two." ~Anonymous

This morning I awoke to not only discover that my toothbrush was buried in the litter box, but also that my tube of toothpaste had been chewed beyond recognition, identification of said now-rubbish only being made by the presence of a slightly minty white paste spread from the upstairs bathroom to the downstairs kitchen.

I have but one question: why?

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