Jamalyn (jamalyn) wrote,

  • Mood:
  • Music:

Random mumblings of a procrastinator.

When you’ve dealt with chemistry for too long:

I was reading an article in the paper tonight about a recently published book [Reading about reading; now that is nerdy.], and came across the following sentence, “As is the case with strawberry pickers, few porn-movie performers or sex workers are unionized.” [I’ll give a Yankee dime to the first person to figure out what this book is actually about.]

But the part that marked me for life was when I had to read the sentence three times before I figured out that what he was saying was union-ized, and not, as I had first believed, un-ionized.

Forgive me my distinct lack of context clues skills.


What the television was saying earlier:

Man one: No, no, that’s a first. I don’t think anyone’s ever taken the eggs of a 20+ foot reticulated python.

Man two: And straight out of her cloacae no less.


Quote for the day:

Meta-pessimism: The belief that pessimism is a hopeless philosophy that will never work. ~ Seth Brown


You are Ken, kind and smart.
You're Ken!

Which Digimon 02 character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

  • Small Talk, Ch. 3

    Small Talk Chapter 1: Small Talk Chapter 2: Shark Tank Chapter 3: No Harm, No Foul Daisuke sighed. Everyone has that one person in their life.…

  • Small Talk, Chapter 2 (Digimon Fanfic)

    Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon Small Talk Chapter 2: Shark Tank Missed Chapter 1? Click Here! Ken fucking hated that toothbrush. He…

  • Small Talk (Digimon Fanfic)

    Disclaimer: My story, not my original characters Author's note: Small random plot bunny based loosely on something that did actually happen to me.…

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.