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Assassination does *not* count as a people skill. ~ Demon of Justice

“You look like a drowned rat,” I was greeted by an unannounced houseguest as I entered my home this evening.

“Well,” I answered honestly, “I would have been drier had I not stopped to look at that turtle.”

“Turtle?” the houseguest questioned.

“Really neat turtle,” I replied.

“Well if you die of pneumonia, don’t come crying to me,” came the heartless response.



Yes folks, I missed this. :)







You're Catch-22!

by Joseph Heller

Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you
see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your sense
of humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an
ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You
could coin a phrase that replaces the word "paradox" for millions of
people.



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It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get up.
~W. Somerset Maugham
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