Random Juvenile Delinquent: Who conducted this study?
Warden: The institute of shut-your-face!
I don't agree with Mr. Warden yet I understand how he feels...
Homer: You just don't understand boys. He's stupid.
Lisa: We’re going to England!
Marge: Okay, but only if your father agrees to behave.
Homer: You have my word as a gentleman and a lady. Hmmm, now which rifle should I bring?
Lisa: Look, its J. K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books! You’ve turned millions of children on to the joy of reading. Can you tell me what happens at the end of the series?
J. K. Rowling: He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?
Lisa: Dad no!! You turned into a round-a-bout!!
Homer: That’s it! I’m acting the way America acts best. Unilaterally!
Only the Simpson’s can run over the Queen of England.
PS-- I *heart* Mr. Smithers and Mr. Burns.