Dear Jammy, I saw you updated your stories and it re-awakened the beast
in me. You are a mean, selfish person who treats my friends like crap.
You have no talent and like to talk TO HEAR YOURSELF TALK! YOU
CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO THE COMMUNITY AND YOU NEED TO PULL YOUR HEAD FROM YOU
ANUS!1 *THROWS TANTRUM*
Dear Ms. Frog,
I really couldn’t care less about your opinions of me. I hope you are enjoying your fit.