Jamalyn (jamalyn) wrote,

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Event Horizon...

If I were to suddenly find myself Queen of the World, the first thing I would decree is that whomever invents the hairless vacuum cleaner would be my heir.

I am so tired of having to cut all the hairs that wrap themselves about my little rotator-thingy. There are really few things more annoying.

I’m worn down to the point where normally not-so-frustrating things have become reasons to declare war on anything and anybody who might have the misfortune of getting in my way.

It’s one thing to be crazy. It’s another to be painfully well aware of the fact.

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