From the Desk of J. Washington Irving

I've never been cool enough for g-mail, so yes, my first inclination was to snicker at their woes.




My first, and my second, and my...





[Hackers are bad.]

 

J. Washington Irving's Ugly Truth No. 436:






You know he's moving fast,
Be he's still going slow,
He's ahead in the race,
And there is not far to go,
And your load is so heavy
And your legs want to rest.
It's all right, it's all right, it's all right.

You think he's way up in front
But he's so far behind.
He's asleep in the grass,
And he's run out of time.
While your load was so heavy
You never wanted to stop.
It's all right, it's all right, it's all right.