December 7th, 2005

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Here we come a wasseling...

Things that Cats should eat:

- Cat food
- Cat treats
- The occasional small rodent/mammal/lagomorph

Things that Cats should NOT eat (but that mine have):

- Spaghetti
- Paper towels
- Garlic salt
- Fudge covered oreos
- Spray cheese
- Beef jerky
- Roasted tomato wheat thins
- Christmas cactus
- Donuts (fudge covered and powdered)
- ANYTHING from Taco Bell (wrappers included)
- Marshmallows
- Iced tea
- Various and sundry insects and spiders
- Coffee
- Toy mice
- Candy canes
- Cake from work (that I wouldn’t have touched with a ten foot pole)
- Toothpaste
- Whipping cream
- Raw eggs
- White chocolate peanut-butter cups
- Seven layer dip
- Glass Christmas ornaments

Yesh. That last one had me waving my hands in the air crying, “No! Stop that! Do you want to die you little idiots?” They just don’t get it.

And for the record…I don’t feed them this stuff—they take it. *sighs* Amazingly enough, they seem to have stomachs of steel.

They are, however, causing me to gray prematurely. :p

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