June 17th, 2005

bw akira

blah, blah, blah

Your IQ Is 135

Your Logical Intelligence is Exceptional
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Genius

Gee, wonderful. ;)

But I do have a problem with the following question (unabashedly stolen from the above quiz):

”If Jody doesn’t pay her ticket, she will go to jail.” Which other statement must be true?

A. If Jody doesn’t go to jail, she paid her ticket.
B. If Jody pays her ticket, she won’t go to jail.
C. If Jody goes to jail, she didn’t pay her ticket

Now, obviously, they want you to choose the first possibility. Number two is wrong because Jody can be locked away for more than just defaulting on her traffic citations. Perhaps she has a certain lust, if you will, for cocaine, or some similarly illegal habit. Number three is incorrect for much the same reason, i.e. not paying her ticket is not the only reason Jody can be jailed.

Leaving, by process of elimination, the first choice.

But I cannot honestly bring myself to believe that number one is accurate either. :)

Hmm. Perhaps I have grown too cynical. *grins*

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On a sign in the park:
Do not feed the birds.
This practice creates a
problem with pests and
tends to attract rats,
pigeons, raccoons or more
dangerous pests and

More dangerous pests and animals? Bird eating tarantulas? Mountain lions? Giant squid?

I might be more inclined to follow their suggestion if they had not posted it above a statue (sculpture?) of children feeding the birds. Yeah. I want to put a big red arrow up, pointing to the statue (sculpture?) that reads: This is what you should NOT be doing!! (Beware of pests)!!!

See, I am even mocking and sarcastic when talking to myself.

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