February 4th, 2004

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Suicidal Seagulls

I killed a seagull today.

Mai’s not talking to me, only muttering random words like vicious and killer. I never realized that she was so fond of seagulls.

I contend that it was a suicidal seagull and as such I was merely facilitating its demise.

It was an accident really. I was driving today and pulling into the parking lot, I noticed a seagull standing in the middle of the aisle watching me.

Now I know that you are not supposed to play in cars. I know.

But that in no way means that I don’t.


So anyway, I put the car in neutral and revved the engine some making my own “Vroom, vroom,” sounds at the same time.

I would like to state for the record that if AnhMai was going to object, then this would have been a good time.

The seagull obviously wasn’t afraid; he just kept staring at me.

So I put the car back into drive and hit the gas.

Not excessively. Really. I don’t think the car ever even made it above 30 mph. And I fully expected the seagull to fly away.

For the third time, really.

Only he ... did not.

Or rather he did, but not soon enough.

Unless, as I fully believe, he was suicidal and aiming for the nose of my car, in which case his timing was perfect.

In the words of Wormmon, “Its not my fault!”

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