SIXTEEN YEARS AGO.
Holy shit, internets. I've had this thing for 16 years.
For some strange reason, my profile says account started May 13, 2003. I don't know why. I don't even have journal entry for that day. I thought that maybe that might be the day I bought a permanent account but that seems a little early. I don't think that that was for a few years after that. So hmmm... I don't know. Maybe that was the day livejournal and I finally said, "I love you," and we sealed the deal.
Because, weirdly sexual anthropomorphisms aside, it has been SIXTEEN freaking years, people!
I'm actually kind of proud. *grins*