Televison is bad for your mind.

Japanese tourists: Ohh look! It's Mr. Sparkle of Mr. Sparkle!
Homer: Konichiwa.

Random Simpson's character: Mmmm. That's good satire.

The Simpson's is a bad, bad show.

Bobby Hill: (about Japan) Oh My God! That is the biggest Hello Kitty store I have ever seen.

King of the Hill is worse. :)