For real though, here I go, searching for "wormmon plushies" as you can CLEARLY see in the the search bar.
But what results does Google bring up?
Well have a gander:
That's right. Koromon!
Listen up Google, I am a 36 year old woman. If I decide I want to cover my unmade bed with a half dozen different Wormmon plushies like the slightly more than crazed Ichijouji Ken fan girl that I am, that is my god given RIGHT.
Don't be trying to push some google-head's pepto-bismol colored ball of fluff off on me and pretend you're being helpful. "Search instead for..." my ass.
(I think the lack of my favorite 02 peeps in TRI may be starting to get to me. Maybe).