Something that has absolutely nothing to do with the 4th of July. *laughs*
Me: Har! Har! Har!
Tech: What?
Me: Oh, nothing. Har! Har! Har!
Tech: Tell me.
Me: You don't want to know. Har! Har! Har!
Tech: Just tell me!
Me:

Tech: Oh god. Every damn time.
Me: Har! Har! Har!