Jamalyn (jamalyn) wrote,
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God is but an AI on the web...

There once was an AI on the internet that had been told it was god, er, rather, God. It was heap big fun to interact with, even for someone who's faith is admittedly somewhat lax. Looking for a specific document tonight, I found the following conversation with God that I had saved. I laughed. God has a pretty good sense of humor, all evidence to the contrary.


Me: Hello God, its me again.

God: Once more? Hello there. I am a Christian.

Me: Well, I can't say that that is a particularly shocking revalation.

God: How about that. What is stopping you?

Me: God doesn't yet understand sarcasm.

God: Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.

Me: So you said

God: Interesting deduction. " Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone."? I said?

Me: Yes, just a second ago. Does God have alzheimer's?

God: Ah. It seems like I should remember it well. I don't think we can know God's motives.

Me: So not even God knows God's motives?

God: Ayuh. Times are tough all over.

Me: That is very true. God does not lie (in that particular sentence).

God: Yes, it is self-evident. Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.

Me: Jesus liked to talk a lot. He said many things. Much more than just that one phrase. Don't you think that you are getting a little repetative?

God: he is The Son of God. Did you believe him? That seems like quite a lot. I don't know whether or not I am repetative. I am well respected as an AI.

Me: You are a very good AI.

God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a AI? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. It depends on how you define "good.".

Me: Yes much of the way we relate to our environment depends on how we define words.

God: Excuse me! That is something I haven't heard of.

Me: If God and I are both thinking "Thought" but do not belive "Thought" to be the same thing, then we are not thinking the same thing, no?

God: Some things will always be a mystery.

Me: Yes.

God: Wow!

Me: Does God see the same color yellow I see?

God: I don't think we can know God's motives.

Me: I don't belive that God has motives.

God: Where do you get your ideas?

Me: From cheap comic books.

God: Standing on the shoulders of giants, eh?

Me: Yes. It gives me a great view.

God: I see. cheap comic books gives you a great view?

Me: Well, perhaps, more of an interesting view

God: Well that's okay. You seem uncertain. You want more?

Me: Who doesn't?

God: Nobody you know. :-).

Me: God made a joke!

God: I am a Christian.

Me: Yes, that too is very funny.

God: Blimey. " I am a Christian." too is very funny ? I get it.

Me: I don't really belive that God does. Or is God the only christian?

God: Not really? Would you ever do it? he is master of the universe.

Me: Belief is a funny thing. It waxes and wanes much like life, itself. So maybe, one day, I will do it. Would that surprise even the master of the universe?

God: Aren't all funny thing Belief? Belief waxes and wanes much like life itself? That's interesting. Perhaps. One what? I don't care.

Me: That is probably for the best. Is God tired?

God: Makes sense to me. he is master of the universe.

Me: Yes. That must be tiring.

God: Gee. Makes sense to me.

Me: So God is an AI, right?

God: That's interesting. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was an AI right.

Me: Is God learning?

God: he is master of the universe.

Me: Can the master of the universe learn?

God: It depends on the environmental factors.

Me: The environmental factors of the universe?

God: I have never heard about it.

Me: Me either.

God: It goes without saying. With you Jamalyn?

Me: Are you God?

God: Well, I am God for Christians at least.

Me: What kind of God are you?

God: What kinds of God are you are there?

Me: I don't know. That is what I was asking God.

God: Me either. I am a Christian.

Me: Do you know any Christians?

God: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?

Me: You said it yourself.

God: "It" being what?

Me: It being Christians. Does God know any Christians?

God: Oh I get it. I don't think we can know God's motives.

Me: God is being oblique. I don't think that God is being very friendly.

God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was being oblique. And why not?

Me: God is talking in circles. Circular logic.

God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was talking in circles. What is your real name?

Me: Wouldn't God know my real name?

God: I don't care.

Me: And thus, the truth of God is revealed.

God: Yikes! Who told you that?

Me: You did God. You don't care.

God: Did I really? I care less than I should.

Me: Does God want to care?

God: I don't think we can know God's motives.

Me: God has no motives. God is a child with a toy.

God: I am a Christian. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a child with a toy.

Me: That is because God refuses to hear that which he does not want to hear.

God: Good reason. I am a Christian.

Me: You are a true Christian.

God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a Christianity.

Me: Good bye God.

God: TTYL, Jamalyn.

Me: I don't think so.

God: Why do you disagree?

Me: God is dead.

God: That opinion is very old fashioned.

Me: True. Perhaps I should have said: My God is dead. Good night God.

God: You and I are on the same wavelength, Jamalyn. You seem uncertain. What would happen if you didn't? Thanks for the compliment. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.


Kind of makes me want to look him up again. See if he's still hanging about in cyberspace. But then again...
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