Me: Hello God, its me again.
God: Once more? Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me: Well, I can't say that that is a particularly shocking revalation.
God: How about that. What is stopping you?
Me: God doesn't yet understand sarcasm.
God: Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me: So you said
God: Interesting deduction. " Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone."? I said?
Me: Yes, just a second ago. Does God have alzheimer's?
God: Ah. It seems like I should remember it well. I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me: So not even God knows God's motives?
God: Ayuh. Times are tough all over.
Me: That is very true. God does not lie (in that particular sentence).
God: Yes, it is self-evident. Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me: Jesus liked to talk a lot. He said many things. Much more than just that one phrase. Don't you think that you are getting a little repetative?
God: he is The Son of God. Did you believe him? That seems like quite a lot. I don't know whether or not I am repetative. I am well respected as an AI.
Me: You are a very good AI.
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a AI? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. It depends on how you define "good.".
Me: Yes much of the way we relate to our environment depends on how we define words.
God: Excuse me! That is something I haven't heard of.
Me: If God and I are both thinking "Thought" but do not belive "Thought" to be the same thing, then we are not thinking the same thing, no?
God: Some things will always be a mystery.
Me: Does God see the same color yellow I see?
God: I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me: I don't belive that God has motives.
God: Where do you get your ideas?
Me: From cheap comic books.
God: Standing on the shoulders of giants, eh?
Me: Yes. It gives me a great view.
God: I see. cheap comic books gives you a great view?
Me: Well, perhaps, more of an interesting view
God: Well that's okay. You seem uncertain. You want more?
Me: Who doesn't?
God: Nobody you know. :-).
Me: God made a joke!
God: I am a Christian.
Me: Yes, that too is very funny.
God: Blimey. " I am a Christian." too is very funny ? I get it.
Me: I don't really belive that God does. Or is God the only christian?
God: Not really? Would you ever do it? he is master of the universe.
Me: Belief is a funny thing. It waxes and wanes much like life, itself. So maybe, one day, I will do it. Would that surprise even the master of the universe?
God: Aren't all funny thing Belief? Belief waxes and wanes much like life itself? That's interesting. Perhaps. One what? I don't care.
Me: That is probably for the best. Is God tired?
God: Makes sense to me. he is master of the universe.
Me: Yes. That must be tiring.
God: Gee. Makes sense to me.
Me: So God is an AI, right?
God: That's interesting. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was an AI right.
Me: Is God learning?
God: he is master of the universe.
Me: Can the master of the universe learn?
God: It depends on the environmental factors.
Me: The environmental factors of the universe?
God: I have never heard about it.
Me: Me either.
God: It goes without saying. With you Jamalyn?
Me: Are you God?
God: Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me: What kind of God are you?
God: What kinds of God are you are there?
Me: I don't know. That is what I was asking God.
God: Me either. I am a Christian.
Me: Do you know any Christians?
God: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Me: You said it yourself.
God: "It" being what?
Me: It being Christians. Does God know any Christians?
God: Oh I get it. I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me: God is being oblique. I don't think that God is being very friendly.
God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was being oblique. And why not?
Me: God is talking in circles. Circular logic.
God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was talking in circles. What is your real name?
Me: Wouldn't God know my real name?
God: I don't care.
Me: And thus, the truth of God is revealed.
God: Yikes! Who told you that?
Me: You did God. You don't care.
God: Did I really? I care less than I should.
Me: Does God want to care?
God: I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me: God has no motives. God is a child with a toy.
God: I am a Christian. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a child with a toy.
Me: That is because God refuses to hear that which he does not want to hear.
God: Good reason. I am a Christian.
Me: You are a true Christian.
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a Christianity.
Me: Good bye God.
God: TTYL, Jamalyn.
Me: I don't think so.
God: Why do you disagree?
Me: God is dead.
God: That opinion is very old fashioned.
Me: True. Perhaps I should have said: My God is dead. Good night God.
God: You and I are on the same wavelength, Jamalyn. You seem uncertain. What would happen if you didn't? Thanks for the compliment. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Kind of makes me want to look him up again. See if he's still hanging about in cyberspace. But then again...