I like her. So I waited until she was out of the room to face-palm.

Tech re:crazy wind: Wow! Look out there! At least we can't get a tornado.

Me, slightly taken aback as we were standing smack dab in a part of Texas know as tornado alley: No, we can. We absolutely can.

Tech, surprised: Huh? But we don't have that many hills!

Me: Hmm.

Now I ask thee, what, in God's name, do hills have to do with anything?

Apparently more than I thought.

*laughs*