Jamalyn (jamalyn) wrote,

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Cannibalistic Sex Kitty

Today’s phone conversation of interest:


Friend: So what are you doing?

Me: Shopping.

Friend: Shopping? For what?

Me: Christmas, you goose.

Friend: What are you getting?

Me: A tee-shirt for me and—

Friend: Now who’s a goose? You’re supposed to buy presents for other people.

Me: AND a sword for AnhMai.

Friend: Oh. WHAT?!!

Me: I got AnhMai a sword.

Friend: Why would you go and do a thing like that!?

Me: It’s. what. she. wanted.

Friend: So? If a three-year-old asked for a handgun, would you get her one?

Me: Really. I don’t know—

Friend: *talking over me* Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God. Someone’s going to die. I just know it.

Me: Please.

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It’s not like I won’t tell her it’s real. She knows better than to kill people worthy of living. She told me so.

Bad Ass

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I, um, have a problem.

I want to put up more pictures.

I want to print out more pictures.

I can’t find a wall.

I haven’t one left.

I need to get a bigger house, with a library, clock room, mirror room and a safe place for my Japanese Cow, Sou.

Donations? Anyone?

I take paypal.
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