Jamalyn (jamalyn) wrote,
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Some times, I think I know how Homer Simpson feels...

I did not have to get up early to go to work today. I was happy.


Until G.E. decided I needed to hear her best (and yes, it was very, very good) impression of an alarm clock at 5:30 in the morning.


"Whaaaa?" you mutter.


Brace yourselves. I was awoken just before 5:30 this morning to a long haired beast sitting next to my head repeating in short, little sharp bursts, "Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

No. I did not try to slap the snooze button, but I did throw a sleep heavy arm over her and roll, causing the last little meow to come out as more of a, "mewr?" and, after we were both snuggled under the too-warm covers, found myself threatening in a tight, sleep deprived whisper, "outside cat."


Then, in a show of good intentions, I rubbed her ears, scratched her chin and allowed her to scamper back out from under the covers and up to the relative safety of the headboard, where she flopped down with a heavy kitty sigh that could only mean, "but I wanted breakfast now."

*sighs* (myself)





Oh, if I did not love the unholy beast. :)
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