Friend: So what are you doing?
Friend: Shopping? For what?
Me: Christmas, you goose.
Friend: What are you getting?
Me: A tee-shirt for me and—
Friend: Now who’s a goose? You’re supposed to buy presents for other people.
Me: AND a sword for AnhMai.
Friend: Oh. WHAT?!!
Me: I got AnhMai a sword.
Friend: Why would you go and do a thing like that!?
Me: It’s. what. she. wanted.
Friend: So? If a three-year-old asked for a handgun, would you get her one?
Me: Really. I don’t know—
Friend: *talking over me* Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God. Someone’s going to die. I just know it.
It’s not like I won’t tell her it’s real. She knows better than to kill people worthy of living. She told me so.
Which Fruits Basket character are you?
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I, um, have a problem.
I want to put up more pictures.
I want to print out more pictures.
I can’t find a wall.
I haven’t one left.
I need to get a bigger house, with a library, clock room, mirror room and a safe place for my Japanese Cow, Sou.
I take paypal.